After nearly two years, Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has at last concluded, grossing over $2 billion in ticket sales. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the record-breaking tour.
1.2 million: Parents who only learned at the door that you can’t bring water bottles into the venue
113: Average rushing yards per concert
94: Security guards hospitalized for teen girl bites
5 cents: How much an Eras Tour ticket used to cost in 1908
3: Times Travis Kelce thought a major European city was in California
7: Cities in which the “surprise song” was “Macarena”
$16: For one fucking churro, are they crazy?
11: Times a big dog accidentally got loose and ran onto stage
4: Notes in Swift’s entire song catalog
0: Chances your daughter will give you now that you’ve officially let her down
110,876: People still in the Ticketmaster queue
