The Colorado Supreme Court unanimously ruled that five elderly elephants don’t have legal standing to sue to leave a local zoo because they’re not human. What do you think? “We can still sue elephants though, right?” Molly Klink, Jam Spreader “That’s all the greenlight I needed to start eating them.” Joe Caruso, Megaphone Tester “What’s […]
“” Zoos of today are a far cry from the barred cages that were commonplace 30 years ago. Bonnafe Jean-Paul / Getty Images Zoos in the United States are home to some of the largest and most impressive collections of wild animals in the world. They serve the dual purpose of letting kids and adults […]
CHICAGO—Observing the 300-pound captive ape from the other side of his enclosure, Lincoln Park Zoo guests expressed empathy this week for western lowland gorilla Nzinga, who looked bored out of his mind reading Wuthering Heights. Concerned visitors reported seeing the 26-year-old silverback resting his head on his hairy fist as he stared down at the […]
