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Comedy & Jokes

Three comedy writers walk into a football competition…

  • February 8, 2025
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What happens when you take three writers with varying athletic abilities, and pit them against each other in a field goal kicking competition? You’re about to find out. I’d like to preface this by saying I played football until 8th grade when I got sandwiched at practice and my collarbone snapped in half. So that’s […]

Comedy & Jokes

The highs and lows of a Bourbon Street bar crawl

  • February 6, 2025
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Bourbon street is synonymous with debauchery. You have people who will do anything for beads, bouncers pulling out all the stops – including promises of a “slut sandwich” – to get you to check out their gentlemen’s club (true story), and drunk people only getting drunker because no bartender refuses service. And then you have […]