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Taco Bell Testing New Cafe Focused On Drinks

  • December 11, 2024
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Taco Bell opened a new concept restaurant in San Diego called the Live Más Café, featuring a beverage-centric menu that includes milkshakes, coffees, fruity iced drinks and a take on a dirty soda trend with its trademark Mountain Dew Baja Blast. What do you think? “Not sure I buy the concept of a café that […]

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Assad Flees Syria After Rebels Capture Damascus

  • December 10, 2024
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The Assad family’s decades-long reign in Syria came to an abrupt end when rebel forces captured Damascus after a stunning lightning-strike rout across the country. What do you think? “If he doesn’t learn to stand up for himself, they’ll never leave him alone.” Valerie Lorensson, Unemployed “I’m sure another country looking for an experienced dictator […]

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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters

  • December 10, 2024
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MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one is better—one or two?” said the former brutal dictator who had imprisoned, tortured, and killed tens of thousands of his own people and was now standing behind a phoropter as […]

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Bitcoin Reaches $100,000 – The Onion

  • December 10, 2024
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Bitcoin topped $100,000 for the first time as a massive rally in the world’s most popular cryptocurrency, largely accelerated by the election of Donald Trump, rolls on. What do you think? “I don’t trust any currency I can’t bury in the yard.” Harold Swee, Pulley Specialist “See? Only a stable alternative to the dollar would […]

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Timeline Of Presidential Pardons  – The Onion

  • December 9, 2024
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President Joe Biden issued a “full and unconditional” pardon to his son Hunter Biden last Sunday night. In light of the controversial decision, The Onion looks back on the history of presidential pardons. 1868: Andrew Johnson grants amnesty to all Confederate war horses. 1933: FDR accidentally releases thousands of imprisoned criminals after falling asleep on […]