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New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills

  • February 5, 2025
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NORTH HEMPSTEAD, NY—Expressing relief after witnessing her become more confident and outgoing, sources confirmed Tuesday that a new preschool was really doing wonders for local mother Ellen Cline’s social skills. “Ever since preschool started back up after the holidays, Ellen is having fewer outbursts and is generally much happier,” said Cline’s aunt, Stacy French, noting […]

Lifestyle & Fun Facts

Nile Crocodile: Giant, Vicious and Surprisingly Social

  • December 9, 2024
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Nile crocodiles are massive reptiles. The adult male Nile crocodile often reaches lengths of 11 to 16 feet (3.5 to 5 meters) — although some crocodiles have been recorded that are even bigger — and weighs up to 1,650 pounds (750 kg). Their muscular bodies are covered in tough, scaly armor, providing both protection and […]

Pop Culture & Trends

Barry Keoghan Addresses Harassment After Deleting Social …

  • December 7, 2024
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Barry Keoghan wants people to be “respectful” to him and his family amid the backlash of his alleged breakup with on-and-off-again girlfriend Sabrina Carpenter. Earlier this week, it was reported that the actor and Carpenter had split after one year of dating, prompting speculation that the Saltburn star had an affair. But on Saturday (Dec. […]

Pop Culture & Trends

Mom chastises parents who share kids photos on social media

  • November 14, 2024
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If you’ve ever perused photographs from the 19th and early 20th century, you’ve likely noticed how serious everyone looked. If there’s a hint of a smile at all, it’s oh-so-slight, but more often than not, our ancestors looked like they were sitting for a sepia-toned mug shot or being held for ransom or something. Why […]

Pop Culture & Trends

Why social media makes you feel bored all the time

  • November 13, 2024
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If you’ve ever perused photographs from the 19th and early 20th century, you’ve likely noticed how serious everyone looked. If there’s a hint of a smile at all, it’s oh-so-slight, but more often than not, our ancestors looked like they were sitting for a sepia-toned mug shot or being held for ransom or something. Why […]