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Scientists Create Mouse Using Single-Celled Organism

  • December 23, 2024
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Scientists have for the first time created mouse stem cells from the genes of a single-celled life form, using these newly generated stem cells to help form a living, breathing mouse from a developing embryo. What do you think? “So that’s where mice come from.” Carter Selman, Pony Brusher “I prefer making mice the old-fashioned […]

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Scientists discover mealworm that eats plastic waste

  • December 21, 2024
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Since its publication in 1843, Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” has been retold in a zillion different ways, from serious stage plays to animated musicals to a Muppet movie to a horror miniseries. The role of Ebenezer Scrooge (or his character equivalent) has been played by famous actors such as Michael Caine, Bill Murray, Jim […]

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Scientists just solved the chicken-and-egg debate for good

  • November 21, 2024
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Ah, the nostalgia of an 80s childhood. If you’ve ever watched “The Goonies” or “Stranger Things,” you’ve seen how kids of all ages were largely left to their own devices most of the time, parents playing a background role if any role at all. Children went on unsupervised outdoor adventures for hours upon hours, getting […]

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Scientists say aliens might be living near Uranus

  • November 5, 2024
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Uranus holds many mysteries – that’s why scientists are so enthusiastic about probing it in the future. But a new study suggests that the planet’s moons might also harbour some secrets of their own. Specifically, Miranda, one of Uranus’ five major moons (there’s 28 in total), recently surprised researchers with evidence that it might host […]

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Scientists Let Defrosted Neanderthal Run Around Shrieking Before Refreezing Him

SAN DIEGO—Appearing excited by a change of pace around the lab, researchers at the University of California, San Diego, reportedly laughed and cheered Friday as one of their perfectly preserved Neanderthal specimens regained consciousness and ran around shrieking after it was defrosted. “Releasing him from his cryochamber every so often is important to prevent loss […]

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Scientists Sequence DNA From 3,600-Year-Old Cheese

A decade after its discovery in the Taklamakan Desert, paleogeneticists in China have extracted and sequenced DNA from cheese found in a Bronze Age grave. What do you think? “This is why you should never sequence DNA when you’re hungry.” James Weiss, Associate Associate “Now we’re one step closer to finally finding a cure for […]