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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’

  • February 1, 2025
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WASHINGTON—Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs, President Donald Trump assured the families of American Eagle Flight 5342 victims on Friday that he was doing everything possible to resegregate flight schools. “You have my promise that I’m working around the clock to make sure our beautiful Caucasian pilots—who are just trying to […]

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How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum

  • December 6, 2024
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Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s superintendent of public instruction, has ordered schools to incorporate the Bible into lesson plans for students in grades five through 12, putting the separation of church and state to the test. The Onion shares some of the ways schools are changing their curriculum. Updating the periodic table of chemical elements to include […]