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Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes

  • November 5, 2024
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WASHINGTON—With cortisol levels spiking to all-time highs, the stressed-out U.S. populace reportedly asked former President Barack Obama on Tuesday if it could bum 340 million cigarettes. “Hey, man, if we could have one, or maybe 340 million, that would be great,” Americans across the country said as they paced tensely around their homes, continuously refreshed their […]

Fashion & Style

Michelle Obama Wore Leopard Pantsuit at Kamala Harris Rally

  • October 27, 2024
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With just 9 days left until the 2024 Presidential Election, Michelle Obama is ready for a fight—at least, judging by her latest look on the campaign trail. On Saturday, the former First Lady attended a rally in support of the Democratic nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris, in the swing state of Michigan while seemingly sending […]

Pop Culture & Trends

Obama Responds to Crowd Member’s Trump Diaper Joke at Harris-Walz Event: ‘I Almost Said That’

  • October 11, 2024
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Barack Obama couldn’t help but offer a hearty chuckle in response to an audience member’s joke about Donald Trump wearing adult diapers. Thursday night, the former two-term POTUS spoke at a Harris-Walz campaign event in Pittsburgh, at one point jokingly referring to himself as “the hopey, changey guy.” He also pointed out numerous examples of […]