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Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs

  • January 24, 2025
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WASHINGTON—Pointing to the mounting scientific evidence showing the risks of using such explosive devices, outgoing U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy issued an advisory this week in which he recommended adding cancer warning labels to all nuclear bombs. “Nuclear bombs can cause cancer anywhere they are detonated, yet far too few Americans understand the dangers of […]

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Russia Warns Of Nuclear Clash After Missiles Fired Into Its Territory

  • November 23, 2024
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Source: MEGA Russia has warned that the UK’s support for Ukraine could push tensions to the brink of a nuclear clash. Nov. 23 2024, Published 5:00 p.m. ET Article continues below advertisement Source: KREMLIN.RU Andrey Kelin cited the West’s support for Ukrainian missile strikes on Russian soil as a serious escalation. Article continues below advertisement […]

Nuclear Weapons Have The Potential To Frighten My Nervous Dogs

  • October 19, 2024
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With its current setting of 90 seconds to midnight, the symbolic Doomsday Clock used by atomic scientists indicates that we are, at this moment, as close as we have ever been to an imminent nuclear catastrophe. Clearly, now more than ever, we need to strengthen our nuclear disarmament treaties, because the prospect of an atomic […]

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Three Mile Island Nuclear Plant To Reopen To Power Microsoft Data Centers

Three Mile Island, the scene of the worst commercial nuclear accident in U.S. history, will reopen to power Microsoft’s data centers, which are responsible for powering the tech giant’s cloud computing and artificial intelligence programs. What do you think? “It’s going to be pretty confusing when we have another disaster named after Three Mile Island.” […]