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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn

  • February 8, 2025
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BALTIMORE—Mutely observing as the lewd query was entered into the prompt, a pioneering female archaeologist featured in a Google Doodle bore silent witness to local man Daniel Thornstein’s search for Zootopia porn, sources reported Friday. Harriet Boyd Hawes, an early 20th-century American archaeologist known for her groundbreaking work in Aegean antiquities, reportedly looked on wordlessly […]

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Comedy & Jokes

Man’s Baseball Card Collection Is Just Same 1986 Card on Repeat

  • December 29, 2024
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“That’s called creating demand.” Source: TikTok | @catsupwithdoug One of the most magical things about kids is that they often do things just because it makes them happy. They could care less about the way they’re perceived. Nor do they pay any heed to the “correct” way of doing things. And one TikToker, Doug (@catsupwithdoug) […]

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Pop Culture & Trends

​Man’s trick for spotting ADHD in women is causing tears

  • November 24, 2024
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You often see people have major breakthroughs with their therapists in movies such as “Ordinary People” (1980) or “Good Will Hunting” (1987). In these stories, sage wisdom from their therapists completely changes their lives and sets them on a new trajectory. But do these things really happen? Can the average person have a complete psychological […]

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Comedy & Jokes

Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies

  • November 23, 2024
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GLENDALE, CA—Rotating the tortilla-wrapped meal to consume the Mexican food in even levels, eyewitnesses reported Thursday that every movement in local man Eddy Azarian’s burrito-eating technique has been informed by past burrito tragedies. “You can see how he massages the outside to get an a well-balanced distribution of ingredients as he goes, so you know […]

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Viral Videos & Memes

Baby’s Arrival Turns Married Couple Into Bitter Roommates As Man’s Special Room Faces Ruin

  • November 23, 2024
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In 2022, Architectural Digest proclaimed that millennials have offed the concept of a guest room. Apparently, fewer young homeowners were choosing to have a guest room in their house. However, the family in this story is the exception. This pregnant wife enjoyed hosting others, so she asked her husband to convert his office/game room into […]

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Viral Videos & Memes

“Dreading Christmas”: Man’s Food Policing Turns Marriage Into A Silent Battle Over Every Bite

  • November 21, 2024
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Couple goals can be amazing—working out together, cooking healthy meals, and cheering each other on sounds great, right? But for one woman, her husband’s ultra-strict diet habits started spilling into her life in ways that weren’t so fun. The woman shared online how, despite leading a healthy lifestyle herself, her husband’s disapproving comments and strict […]

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