Cooper Sees a Man About a Horse
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Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were
BOSTON—In an effort to avoid squandering any of the precious little time he had left, terminally ill man Sebastian Davies confirmed Monday that he was spending the entirety of his three remaining months of life reading up on how cool ninjas were. “I don’t want to leave this world with any regrets, so I’m packing […]
Philadelphia man narrowly escapes death as plane crash debris, heading straight for his head
Philadelphia man narrowly escapes death as plane crash debris, heading straight for his head
Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Sources marveled at the single-mindedness and robotic efficiency with which area man Maxwell DiLuzio raised and lowered his pastry-laden fork Thursday, reporting that nothing could deter the 68-year-old as he forged ahead in his pursuit of numbness with a third slice of pie. “I can still hear that voice in my head telling me to […]
Man Overhears About Wife’s Plans To Leave Him After A Career Change, Beats Her To It
Unfortunately, not all relationships are able to stand the test of time; often even after partners promise to have and to hold each other until the end of their days. This redditortoo, found himself at the brink of divorce. After overhearing about his wife’s plans to end their relationship, he decided to beat her to […]
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]
Man refuses to leave his house (video)
China – A stubborn man who turned down a £180,000 relocation package from the government to leave his home has expressed his regret after a motorway was built around his house.
Man Groans After Only Thing Left On Bezos Wedding Registry New Rocket Booster
SEATTLE—Kicking himself for not purchasing a gift sooner, local man George Yorkin reportedly groaned Tuesday upon learning that the only thing left on the Jeff Bezos–Lauren Sánchez wedding registry was a new rocket booster. “Oh, shit, it’s $290 million?” the visibly annoyed Yorkin said as he stared at the Zola page for the Amazon billionaire […]
Man Asks The Internet Whether He Messed Up By Not Staying With His Wife After Her C-Section
Childbirth can be a beautiful but extremely difficult time. If you have your partner by your side and a team of highly skilled doctors around you, it can take some of your anxiety and fear away. That being said, nobody’s ‘perfect’ and nobody’s a superhero. At some point, you get tired and need food, sleep, […]