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Here’s What We Know About Luigi Mangione’s Judge

  • December 24, 2024
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“As long as the justice is true and fair, the public will pick up on that and have confidence in the courts.” Luigi Mangione’s trial will undoubtedly be referred to as the trial of the century. The last time those words were used to describe high-profile legal proceedings was when O.J. Simpson was accused of […]

Viral Videos & Memes

“The Melody Is Identical”: Judge Orders Global Ban On Adele’s Song Over Plagiarism Claim

  • December 17, 2024
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A judge in Brazil has ordered Adele’s song Million Years Ago to be removed globally from streaming services due to a plagiarism claim by Brazilian composer, Toninho Geraes. Geraes alleges that the song plagiarized the music of his 1995 song Mulheres (Women), which Brazilian artist Martinho da Vila sang on his album Tá Delícia, Tá Gostoso. […]

Comedy & Jokes

Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth

  • December 5, 2024
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LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menendez after learning that one brother always lies, and one always tells the truth. “Oh jeez, this is tough, and to make it even worse, they say I […]

Pop Culture & Trends

Alec Baldwin’s manslaughter case won’t be reopened, judge rules

  • October 25, 2024
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Alec Baldwin’s Rust criminal trial is still dismissed, despite Special Prosecutor Kari Morrissey’s best efforts. Or at least they were efforts. According to Deadline, Judge Mary Marlow Sommer upheld her initial ruling. “Considering the arguments of the State set forth in the Amended Motion and Reply, the Court. concludes that the State does not raise […]