WASHINGTON—Watching in horror as the hulking feline pounced on the commander-in-chief scampering across the White House lawn, officials confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden was batted around by a relentless giant cat. “Hey, kitty, kitty—please, no!” said Biden, who looked desperately over his shoulder in search of his Secret Service detail and yelped out in […]
Nile crocodiles are massive reptiles. The adult male Nile crocodile often reaches lengths of 11 to 16 feet (3.5 to 5 meters) — although some crocodiles have been recorded that are even bigger — and weighs up to 1,650 pounds (750 kg). Their muscular bodies are covered in tough, scaly armor, providing both protection and […]
The Hubble Space Telescope captured some weird, unidentified stuff in the most detailed photos ever taken of the immediate space surrounding a quasar. Quasarsa shortening of the term “quasi-stellar objects,” are blindingly bright galaxy cores in the early universe. Though these extremely distant objects look like stars in the sky, they’re the resulting light from […]
WASHINGTON—Urging the public to remain skeptical until the object could be studied further, NASA officials confirmed during a press conference Wednesday that there was a potential link between extraterrestrials and the giant metal claw currently picking up the Earth. “We believe that the mechanical three-pronged hand recently spotted clasped around the Arctic may be controlled […]
“Zealandia it’s supposedly the lost 8th continent.” Source: TikTok | @travelingismyhappyplace A woman believes she’s caught Google in the act of lying about the size of the ocean. By intentionally misrepresenting the amount of water on our planet Meagan Marie (@travelingismyhappyplace) avers that the Cupertino-based tech giant is lying about how much land mass there […]
An 81-year-old man will soon be sentenced in federal court after he pleaded guilty to creating an illegal hybrid sheep breed he called the “Montana Mountain King,” for the purpose of trophy hunting on his ranch. What do you think? “Illegal sheep geneticists don’t last long in prison.” Rochelle Mills, Unemployed “I only decapitate and […]
