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Comedy & Jokes

Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner

  • December 18, 2024
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BOSTON—Gazing longingly at the obvious warmth and good cheer within, local bald man Frank Richmond reportedly pressed his face to a window Wednesday as a thick-haired family inside sat down to dinner. “They all seem so happy,” said Richmond, his wrinkled, naked pate offering no protection from the cold night air as he watched the smiling clan prepare for a meal by tucking their long, luxurious locks behind […]

Viral Videos & Memes

Influencer Slammed For Wearing “Ridiculous” $9,000 “Blanket” Dress To Thanksgiving Dinner

  • December 2, 2024
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The internet has made sure that turkey wasn’t the only thing getting roasted at Brigette Pheluong’s Thanksgiving gathering. The 27-year-old NYC-based influencer posted a “get ready with me” video on TikTok, featuring an extravagant sweater dress for an eye-popping $9,000. Image credits: acquiredstyle Comments on her video were far from positive, slamming her for her […]

Comedy & Jokes

Husbands Late for Thanksgiving Dinner, Wives Start Without Them

  • November 25, 2024
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“Eat without them..like enjoy yourselves…” Source: TikTok | @hellochelsooo How would you feel if you spent an entire day preparing a holiday meal with a friend, only to have your significant others treat dinner time as a suggestion? That’s what happened with a TikToker named Chelsea (@hellochelsooo) who even tried following up with her man […]

Fashion & Style

Dinner & A Movie For One? The Taurus Moon Says Yes

  • November 14, 2024
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The same day, the restrictive, austere and karmic planet Saturn turns direct, ending the retrograde journey that began on 29th June in the water sign Pisces. Now we can forge a more straightforward path toward attaining our personal desires and the types of relationships we want in our lives. As a result, boundaries will be […]