Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade
Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade – The Onion Share Published: January 21, 2025 Explore More Videos Read More
Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat
WASHINGTON—Watching in horror as the hulking feline pounced on the commander-in-chief scampering across the White House lawn, officials confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden was batted around by a relentless giant cat. “Hey, kitty, kitty—please, no!” said Biden, who looked desperately over his shoulder in search of his Secret Service detail and yelped out in […]
Biden Wanders Into Flames – The Onion
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Jill Biden Leaves Teaching Post
First lady Jill Biden announced that she is stepping down from her teaching position at Northern Virginia Community College, capping off over 40 years of teaching in both high school and community college classrooms. What do you think? “That’s okay. We’re all smart enough already.” Ted Heinsohn, Herb Chopper “I guess she finally realized she […]
Flavor Flav in Yuletide Mode With Joe & Jill Biden at White House Xmas Party
Play video content TMZ.com Flavor Flav made sure the final President Joe Biden-hosted White House Christmas Party went out with a bang — spreading holiday cheer. TMZ Hip Hop obtained footage of Flav rubbing shoulders with Joe and First Lady Jill Biden, and we’re hearing he was nothing short of the life of the party, […]
Biden Commutes 1,500 Prison Sentences
President Joe Biden commuted the sentences of roughly 1,500 people who were released from prison and placed on home confinement during the coronavirus pandemic, while also pardoning 39 Americans convicted of nonviolent crimes in the largest single-day act of clemency in modern history. What do you think? “The handshaking ceremony is going to take forever.” […]
Joe Biden Commutes Sentence Of UMiami Booster, Ponzi Schemer Nevin Shapiro
President Joe Biden commuted the two-decade-long prison sentence of University of Miami booster and Ponzi scheme mastermind Nevin Shapiro … who previously admitted to illegally plying players with expensive gifts. The commutation of the 55-year-old convicted felon was one of 1,499 handed down by Biden on Thursday … a one-day record for a POTUS. Shapiro […]
President Biden Pardons Son Hunter
President Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter, sparing him a possible prison sentence for federal felony gun and tax convictions and reversing his past promises not to use the powers of the presidency for the benefit of his family. What do you think? “It seems unfair to deprive Hunter Biden of the rehabilitative powers of […]
Pardon Jon Stewart for going long on the Hunter Biden pardon
It’s hard to wake up in America and read the words “Hunter Biden” in the news. On days like this, if you listen closely, you can hear the frustrated pangs of millions, crying, “God, who gives a shit?” to the heavens. Sadly, those looking to play “utterly ineffective hypocrisy finder but for Democrats” live for […]
Right-Wingers Call for Hunter Biden to Be Indicted at a State-Level
Right-wingers furious over President Joe Biden pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, are still hopeful to see the businessman behind bars. Featured Video Truth Social—the social media platform championed by President-elect Donald Trump—erupted after news of the pardon broke Sunday night. “From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice […]