Conspiracy theorists have taken to social media amidst a devastating hurricane season to promote false rumors that officials control the weather, with some claiming that Helene was an engineered storm to allow corporations to mine regional lithium deposits. What do you think?
“Ridiculous. Everyone knows hurricanes are God’s way of punishing immorality.”
Joel Hadfield, Dumpling Wrapper
“It’s no coincidence that every country with a government has weather.”
Erin Rydell, Network Scheduler
“Well if the government isn’t controlling the weather then who is?”
Paul Crombez, Shoe Lacer
