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Matt Gaetz Withdraws As Trump’s Attorney General Pick

Former Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz announced that he would withdraw his name from consideration to be President-elect Donald Trump’s attorney general, his path to the role mired by a series of allegations of sexual misconduct, including sex with a minor at a 2017 party. What do you think?

“Is he still having his nomination party at the roller rink?”

Heidi Gerhart, Pasta Shaper


“Matt? From trigonometry class?”

Jeremy Schutt, Divot Filler


“Uh oh, he must be hiding something besides the sex with children.”

Omar Camarillo, Parchment Roller

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